Hola mis dirty guapos! Well, wha' kinda aftenoon I have las week!! Increible! I think I never experience anything like

Hola mis dirty guapos! Well, wha' kinda aftenoon I have las week!! Increible! I think I never experience anything like in my lifetime so far. I got tell you all bout it!

My fren Pervy Pepe he came for visit me 'para tomar una copa' - to have little drinky with Dirty Paco. But that Pepe he's real bad and he keeps giving me the more cerveza than him and before I can know it I little bit drunk. Well, probably quite big bit drunk!

Anyways Pervy Pepe tell me he got toy for us play with. Oh good, I thinked, we gone play 'Ker-Plunk' or 'Mouse Trap' or something real good fun. When I says I go get the paper for keep score Pervy Pepe almost roll on the floor laffing! I don unerstand why he laffing, so I getting annoyed.

I ask what he fucking laff at an he tell me we not gone play bored game - we gone play the dirty sex toy game! Then he put his hand in the carry bag he got with him and he pull out this rubbery thing. Look like baby fucking alien to me. "What the fucks that?" I says. "Oh you stupid ignorant", say Pervy Pepe, "is a fucking male G-spot stimulator and I gone stimulate you g-spot". "What the fucks g-spot?" I asks.

Well, that Pervy Pepe is no man for wasting the time and, before I can to know it, he got my pants roun my ankles an the fucking baby alien up my ass! MADRE MIA!!! QUE RICO!!!! I just no believe how good that fucking thing feel in the culo! Well, I gone cut long story short - I like it so much I buy the fucking shop!!!

I got shit load awesome toys for the dirty sex - condoms an the lube to - in fac, I got everything you gone need for long dirty sex session. So cum take dirty look see at Dirty Paco's Dirty Sex Shop. Anyways, I got go coz I wan try these anal trainer things on that fucking Pervy Pepe! Hasta Luego!!